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Old 10-04-14, 04:44 PM   #1
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Fully automatic dumb blonde!

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain regarding a faulty automatic gearbox in a top of the range RCZ you sold to me. It drives very well in the day time but simply fails to move at night. This is despite the fact that I am very careful to place the gear lever in 'D' for ‘day’ and 'N' for ‘night’. Even when I use 'P' for ‘progress’ it still fails to move the car.

This matter came to a head when I was recently stopped at traffic lights.

A boy racer slowly pulled his ‘T’ Regd bright yellow VW Beetle up at my side. He looked across and smiled (or was it a smirk). He then pointed his forefinger ahead indicating his wish to race me before inverting the middle finger and directed it at me in a most rude gesture.

Knowing my RCZ could burn him off the road I took up the challenge. I revved up to 4000rpm and thrust my gearlever into 'R' for ‘race’ just as the lights changed to green.

I write this letter from my hospital bed having just read my police summonses and letters from the legal representatives of the four drivers that were stopped behind me at the time. My beautiful car is written off.

I will be placing details of this complaint in the hands of my solicitor and you will be hearing from him soon.
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Old 10-04-14, 04:53 PM   #2
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Borrowed this from the above......

Fully automatic dumb blonde!

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain regarding a faulty automatic gearbox in a top of the range RCZ you sold to me. It drives very well in the day time but simply fails to move at night. This is despite the fact that I am very careful to place the gear lever in 'D' for ‘day’ and 'N' for ‘night’. Even when I use 'P' for ‘progress’ it still fails to move the car.

This matter came to a head when I was recently stopped at traffic lights.

A boy racer slowly pulled his ‘T’ Regd bright yellow VW Beetle up at my side. He looked across and smiled (or was it a smirk). He then pointed his forefinger ahead indicating his wish to race me before inverting the middle finger and directed it at me in a most rude gesture.

Knowing my RCZ could burn him off the road I took up the challenge. I revved up to 4000rpm and thrust my gearlever into 'R' for ‘race’ just as the lights changed to green.

I write this letter from my hospital bed having just read my police summonses and letters from the legal representatives of the four drivers that were stopped behind me at the time. My beautiful car is written off.

I will be placing details of this complaint in the hands of my solicitor and you will be hearing from him soon.
this has been doing the rounds for quite a while in differing car makes
I have seen it on a Mercedes forum and on a Renault forum but altered from male/female and also from brand to brand
still makes me chuckle though
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