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Old 27-08-19, 06:04 PM   #711
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Hi chaps...all the years I spent bleeding brakes and clutches by sucking it through a bit of washer pipe has given me an adiction to brake fluid....but dont worry i can stop anytime I want.........ahahahahahah....Taxi....
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Old 28-08-19, 07:37 PM   #712
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I've deleted all German names from my phone...it's now Hans free!

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Old 30-08-19, 02:14 PM   #713
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FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus
were going to commit suicide together yesterday.

Funnily enough, however once she killed herself I started to feel a
lot better. So I thought - sod it, I'll soldier on.
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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.

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The more up to date version - Who needs the internet, the wife knows it all.
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Old 09-09-19, 01:21 PM   #716
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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
Local pet shop and they were 70!!!

Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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Old 10-09-19, 08:37 PM   #717
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to York Racecourse.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.

As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Class 3?'


'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.
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Old 11-09-19, 05:54 AM   #718
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Hi chaps...There I was ,out with my mate Mick Jagger in his rolls royce one day and decided to stop at a roadside burger van.....what do you want Mick I asked.....ummm....can I have a slice of granite in a bun please....I said ..That sounds a bit hard Mick...and he replied..'Its only rock in roll but I like it'.....hahaha...groan ..that was bad...sorry...
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