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Old 25-08-12, 05:06 PM   #1
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Question Insured for any sex ?

ARE YOU INSURED FOR ANY SEX?

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Old 25-08-12, 07:00 PM   #2
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Gutted... I thought that was a serious question... I was gonna reply saying something like 'well, if you make sure youre in a fairly private place and the engine is switched off then I would think you would be insured for any sex'.. but nooooo...
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Its the nasty , messy business at the end of sex , that puts me off ......you know .. Finding your wallet & paying !!
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Its the nasty , messy business at the end of sex , that puts me off ......you know .. Finding your wallet & paying !!
only ever paid once
still married
still paying

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only ever paid once
still married
still paying

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You sound just like a guy at work, whose going on a stag-do and they planning a strip club, which he isn't keen on, said to me "I've never paid for it before, I'm not starting now.... well, maybe I've been paying all my life" .... and hes married too
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