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|27-04-12, 08:17 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Gateshead - Tyne and Wear
Got my own back on an Audi driver
well its been a while since i last posted, been busy at work. well anyways ive had a quite an interesting week that i'd thought id share and make a few of you cheer or even laugh.
so i was driving the service 55 from forest hall to four lane ends metro during rush hours so i was already fucked off!
so on approach to the small roundabout at the exit of the bus station i noticed another service waiting to be out. he had been there for a while as it took me around 1 min to reach him....so as bus drivers do, i slowed to let him out.
at this point i looked in my mirror and noticed a black audi driver floor it and try and get between me and the roundabout. which due to amount of space, is damn right unsafe and dangerous. to add if he did manage it he would of collided with this other bus. so i straddled both lanes and blocked him for doing this dickhead act.
at this point he started to beep his horn, to which i initially ignored. on moving off again he carried on beeping his horn and keeping very close to the bus so i tested the brakes to enter the 10mph bus station speed limit.
this is where he followed me into the bus station...in his car!!! he decided to try and stop me by nearly colliding with the front O/S of the bus....so i stopped, applied the handbrake and opened the cab window to ask what his problem is;
me: mate, its not my bus or insurance so it doesnt bother me if you want to crash in to it...what is your problem???
audi driver: you dont fucking stop on a roundabout to let your dickhead colleague out and you dont fucking brake to enter the bus station!
me: sorry mate, can you show me your police id?
audi: not police
me: well have you ever driven a bus?
audi: no!!! (started shouting some obscene things that i couldnt understand)
me: well ill start taking driving lessons from someone who has!!
audi: started shouting some more obscene things...
me: mate, i dont want to speak to you any more
at this point i shut my window and drove off...nearly taking his front bumper off.
so i carried on at around 5mph (had to be extra safe in a bus station)
at the stand i opened the doors and there was some kids standing there. then the audi driver started again
audi: whats your name?!?
audi: you think your fucking funny dont ya?
me: my name is 48942!!! thats all you need!
audi: im going to report you, you fat wanker....
me: if you wanna play that game, ill report you to the police for driving a car dangerously in a bus station, that is bus lanes...with kids here.
audi: started calling me some more names
me: well your a baldy fuckwit cunt! fuck off prick!
audi: you think your hard, sitting up there in that cab.
me: well harder than you with your slap head sat in an audi trying to be an arsehole the rest of your life!
so i shut the window again, to where i found the kids antagonize him further. so i proceeded to leave the bus station. where he quickly found his car in the way of not only my bus but stagecoach aswell...so he left quickly...